Thursday, November 19, 2009

you know you're stressed when...

You know you're stressed when...

...your left eyes twitches involuntarily at the sound of an email notification.
...you begin to speak a language only you and celestial beings understand.
...you begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a fight over it, lose, and refuse to talk to yourself for the next hour.
...you respond with flipping over tables and yelling, "You brood of vipers," when people ask you WWJD.
...you specifically stay sequestered in your office so as to not have to waste a nanosecond on the noun, hello.
...you keep yelling, "Stop touching me!" even though you're the only person in the room.
...you wake up at 4:32am singing songs from Psalty the Singing Songbook.
...you write the same sentence over and over, without realizing you've written it before.
...you write the same sentence over and over, without realizing you've written it before.
...you stop drinking water because using the restroom is a waste of time and energy.

My life.

18 comments:

Kati said...

I'm right there with ya girlfriend! I actually started CRYING while writing the first of 3papers due this week. Oh, and work and the swine flu (haha, ok or just a little cold!) on top of that! Pshhh, I'm done for.

We do need Jesus...and a trip to a tropical beach. Who's in? :)

Becky said...

This post made me smile! Especially your last sentence... I do that all the time! :)

the BLAH BLAH BLAHger said...

Psalty the Singing Songbook...bwah ha ha ha!

Bianca said...

Seriously, I feel like at any moment I'm going to be a main character in One Flown Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Where's my tutu and combat boots? I'm hitting the streets, people!

Somebody please stop me.

Jasmine said...

Three words: DRA-MA QUEEN!

Anonymous said...

haha!! Love you friend and praying for you!!

-j

Hannah said...

I LOVED Psalty as a kid.

Hope you get some rest this weekend!

Anonymous said...

Chilax women,, I'm saying that while i'm twitching my eye.. enjoy life now and BTW what WWJD means,, sorry i'm stress now cuz i don't know the meaning of it = (

Michelle said...

Welcome to the twitchy eye club! So glad to have you!! ;) <-- that's our twitchy eye!

I Named Your Dog said...

I don't think it's stress that you're experiencing. I think it's actually GUILT that you're feeling after you saw me last night!

Do you like my new profile picture?

christy said...

so glad i am not the only one that fights with myself out loud:)

jamiedelaine said...

That last one is me. My mom and I always complain how the bathroom is such a waste of time.

melissa said...

Oh this was hilarious...I loved #3...and amen to the last one! ; This too shall pass....hang in there!

juniorj said...

it sounds like everything I did in college, expect singing songs from the Psalty.

Bridget said...

my left eye twitches too. Why is it the left? ha

Carrie Krupke said...

Simplify Bianca! Seek the Lord as to what He would have you commit your time to. Praying for your twitching eye. . . lol:)

FELIX WU said...

I like how you typed a repeated sentence without realising it. Really like your log. :P

Anonymous said...

..you start drooling
..you break out in a rash
..you stop eating
..you drive and don't remember how you got where you are.
..did I just run a red light?
..paper work, lets start a bon fire!
..how many trees did I kill with all of this paperwork?
..another red light...

Stress, this I know I live it...so to the Beach I go..by myself, no one knows where or when, just me an my Bible. ( I also turn off my cell!..shhh don't tell my boss)

Anna Peavy!

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